Jannie "the peanut eater" Murdock

"Introducing Jannie "the peanut eater" Murdock! Prepare to be dazzled as she demonstrates her amazing, death-defying peanut-eating stunt."
Standing on a chair, looking directly at the camera, fearless, confident, Jannie picks up a peanut with her four-year-old sized hand. A hush falls over the crowd. She slowly draws the peanut toward her face. The crowd gasps.
"This is how you eat a peanut," she says clearly and calmly, as if it is nothing that she has just popped it into her mouth and proceeded to chew, and not just chew it, but swallow it!
The band sounds: "Ta-dah!" Cheers and whistles and applause erupt from the crowd. "Hooray for the Amazing Jannie!"