Burping Queen

As teenagers everyone thinks they are very funny when they burp. This was especially true of Jannie. She and her friends would have burping competitions where Jannie would rise victorious! There was always speculation that she was so good because she was such a great singer... using that diaphragm and all. Her great talent became widely known. Her reputation even followed her up to girls' camp during the summer! During a few minutes of down-time at girls camp, Jannie and a few friends were gathered enjoying their conversation which turned again towards belching contests. Bishop Magnusson happened to be walking by and one of the girls dared Jannie to challenge him to yet another burping contest. So, the challenge was set and he insisted that Jannie go first. Okay... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!! So amazed was he by her skill, he sheepishly declined to even attempt to compete. As Dad put it, "Jannie, The Gold Medal Champ that sent Bishop Magnusson down in flames and packing." Congratulations Jannie!