Etiquette Snob!

Summer... O how you Choose to remember only select items! As many of you have already read, Summer gets or got truly offended by other slurping their food. Well may I remind you of a little story. We were in the house on Quailbrook drive in Utah. You remember, the one with the split entry and enormous front yard. Interestingly enough, the back yard was quite small in comparison. Anyway. We were making s'mores. Melted Chocolate and marshmallow heaven laid very unceremoniously on a graham cracker and squished from the top with another graham cracker...Yum! Everyone who was home was having one or three, what ever the case may be. Summer purposely made a mess of her face. She would take a bite and pull the marshmallow strings away from her mouth with a flourish. The strings would drip from her chin. Summer would giggle under her breath at the way the strings would land everywhere. She would then take another bite with a giggle and end up with chocolate and marshmallow kissed upon her cheek. She would take a last bite, leave half of it hanging out of her mouth and shake her head, similar to a doggy trying to shake off the water after a bath. Her lips looked like a three year old took brown marker to it. When we complained that Summer was making a mess, she burst into fits of Silent laughter. Summer, the etiquette snob was the messiest. So you see, manners and s'mores do not work harmoniously together. By the way, Summer was in her late teens, about seventeen or eighteen, and I have pictures to prove it!