Ninja Turtles

Last October, Boston's friend gave him a Ninja Turtle action figure for his birthday. It was Michelangelo or Mikey for short. Shortly after that, the boys found the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series on TV (Boston figured how to search for shows on the Tivo) and learned that there was a Donny (Donnetello) and a Raf (Rafael) Ninja Turtle as well. But for a long time nobody could catch what the fourth Ninja Turtle's name was. Then one day Tyler came running into my room calling out, "Mom, mom, I found out what the other Ninja Turtle's name is!"

"Really?" I said, "What is it?"

"His name is Crap!"

"It is?" I said. "How did you figure that out?"

"Because after the thing blew up, Mikey said to the other Ninja Turtle, 'Crap, what happened?' And so that's how I know his name is Crap!"

(For all of you who are dying to know, we have since discovered that Crap's real name is Leonardo or Leo for short and I am guessing that Mikey probably didn't use the word crap, but since Tyler's mom does from time to time, that is what Tyler thought he heard)